Jodie Marsh - the 'glamour' girl we all love to hate has recently got married to the ex boyfriend of Jordon. We all know that the show 'Jodie Marsh - who will take her up the aisle' was a complete fix, I mean come on, does she really expect us to believe she will marry a random member of the public?
Her wedding to serial dater Matt Peacock was the trashy affair I hoped it would be. The bride looked absolutely vile in her red wedding dress which was slightly reminiscant of a toilet roll cover found in the homes of the 60+. Her matted hair and drag-queen like make up was enough to make any normal man bolt straight out of the church and straight into the nearest taxi. She hasnt married a normal man though, shes married fame-hungry Matt Peacock. And if your husbands ex-partner includes an over inflated glamour girl, you know you're onto a losing streak.
I give the marriage six months, after all you've got to allow time for the countless appearences to the opening of any envelope and of course the inevitable OK! shoot to get the money safely in the kitty first.
Vile, vile, vile is how I would describe Jodie Marsh. I had to laugh though, I've seen here in a few of the UK celeb mags ben given a make over. Well I say make over and I mean make under. The current trend is to shoot Jodie Marsh with minimal make up in order to give her a natural look. But theres nothing natural about an over-tanned, ratty haired freak who marries a man for publicity. Fuck off Jodie Marsh and crawl back into whatever Essex nightclub you appeared out of.
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