Are the Beckhams still in a relationship?

Victoria Beckham - I love her. She's managed to cling onto her career by not actually doing much apart from wearing some amazing clothes. And you have to respect someone who makes millions from doing bugger all. In life, thats something to aspire to kids.
Word on the grapevine is that the Beckhams are no longer together. I dont know whether this is true but the evidence speaks rather loudly. The Beckhams don't attend celebrity functions together anymore. Bar the odd pap shots of the Beckhams leaving a restaurant after an 'intimate romantic meal' you just don't see them out together anymore.
Victoria was spotted house hunting alone in LA. Now personally, if Im going to up sticks and relocate to another part of the world - I would probably want to see the place I would be calling home. Whilst Victoria struggles to crack the American market, David is no-where to be seen. Infact he's probably busy shagging the next girl who throws herself onto his path.

Brand Beckham was created by Victoria. She made the Beckhams into the celebrity freak show that they are today. My suspicions are that they will announce a split in a few months or maybe a years time. I reckon Victoria wants to push herself as being the face of Brand Beckham, rather than the two of them. The public have to get used to the idea of the golden couple being apart - and I think they are doing a good job of it.
My theory is they split after the whole Rebecca Loos scandel - but Victoria wanted to crack the American market first. So come on girl, show us what you're made of, and make that cheating husband of yours realise that cheating with someone who wanks a pig on national TV is just not worth it.

The trash-ville wedding of Jodie Marsh

Jodie Marsh - the 'glamour' girl we all love to hate has recently got married to the ex boyfriend of Jordon. We all know that the show 'Jodie Marsh - who will take her up the aisle' was a complete fix, I mean come on, does she really expect us to believe she will marry a random member of the public?
Her wedding to serial dater Matt Peacock was the trashy affair I hoped it would be. The bride looked absolutely vile in her red wedding dress which was slightly reminiscant of a toilet roll cover found in the homes of the 60+. Her matted hair and drag-queen like make up was enough to make any normal man bolt straight out of the church and straight into the nearest taxi. She hasnt married a normal man though, shes married fame-hungry Matt Peacock. And if your husbands ex-partner includes an over inflated glamour girl, you know you're onto a losing streak.
I give the marriage six months, after all you've got to allow time for the countless appearences to the opening of any envelope and of course the inevitable OK! shoot to get the money safely in the kitty first.

Vile, vile, vile is how I would describe Jodie Marsh. I had to laugh though, I've seen here in a few of the UK celeb mags ben given a make over. Well I say make over and I mean make under. The current trend is to shoot Jodie Marsh with minimal make up in order to give her a natural look. But theres nothing natural about an over-tanned, ratty haired freak who marries a man for publicity. Fuck off Jodie Marsh and crawl back into whatever Essex nightclub you appeared out of.